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unshowered

When you haven't taken a shower. You smell like shit and probably have flies buzzing around you.
Wow Todd, you smell like an Alcoholic just threw in a bucket of your sister's period blood and it then was poured into a large cannon that was blasted upon you!

Sorry man, I'm unshowered right now.

Ah, it all makes sense to me now!
unshowered by Misnombre October 23, 2015
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unempowered 

1). The state of being unempowered. 2). Lacking empowerment.
Not having the authority to sign the contract, we were feeling unempowered.
unempowered by E. duq Nukem January 24, 2006

Uncovered sex 

un~protected sex
I was responding to a male on a personals ad and when I asked him what his preferences and this was his response: "I enjoy deep kissing, oral both ways and uncovered sex." I then asked him what he meant, his response "No condom"
Uncovered sex by daddygurrl August 3, 2013

Uncovered 

A person who has no clothes on under the bed cover
A man came into the room seeing an uncovered sexy woman in his bed
Uncovered by TTligmanuts October 27, 2019

College Uncovered 

The one place where you get everything you need for college. From merch to art to the best college guide.
Person1: Bro I'm so confused about college!
Person2: Bro don't worry just head to College Uncovered. They have everything. Just put in www.collegeuncovered.wixsite.com/blog in your browser.
College Uncovered by thecollegebro September 26, 2020

unpoggered 

being unhappy
fat cunt 1: my mum was unpoggered today
unpoggered by ballsydave420 September 21, 2020

unshoweredsewerrat 

The best mutual ever! Is very nice and loves cats!
“Hey do you know unshoweredsewerrat?”
Yeah! They’re the coolest!