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unplanned isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. randomousity
Something that happens randomly; spur of the moment; unplanned.
Jack: hey Jill, remember that time we went camping?

Jill: yeah, what about it?

Jack: well, when I was walking up that hill... Oh crap, I just remembered the time we had anal sex and saw feces on the tip of my penis!

Jill: Woah, talk about randomousity at its finest!
2. sperm of the moment
unplanned spontaneous sex
It was sperm of the moment so I forgot to put on a condom.
3. up the spout
pregnant, usually unplanned, as in Up the Pole
She's gone and got herself up the spout, or...
From the great Irish film, The Snapper: "She's gone and got herself up the pole."

Also see Snapper: Fetus, Unborn Baby
4. up the pole
Pregnant, usually unplanned, Irish slang, as in "knocked up"
From the great Irish film, THE SNAPPER:
"She's gone and got herself up the pole"
5. plan c
In unplanned and unwanted pregnancies, If the condom breaks and she doesn't have a "Plan B" morning after pill, there is another option before debating abortion or carrying a fetus to term -- a quick punch to the abdomen.
I don't know how it happened, but I knocked her up. She's one of those devout Catholics, so abortion was off the table. I'm 19... I'm not ready to be a dad, and she shouldn't drop out of college -- so I turned to Plan C. I said "Baby, I love you so much!" and when she leaned in for a kiss I gave her a strong jab right into the gut.

We're not dating anymore, and her tits were perfect...but that miscarriage was the best thing that ever happened to me.
6. haphazard
meaning random chance or a varietyhap·haz·ard (hap′haz′ərd)

-noun-

mere chance; accident; fortuity

-adjective-

not planned; random

-adverb-

by chance; casually
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aimless, accidental, casual, offhand, careless, slipshod, incidental, unexpected, unthinking, unconscious, uncoordinated, slovenly, reckless, unconcerned, unpremeditated
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7. popped off
when a guy gets a girl pregnant; unplanned pregnancy
damn! did you hear keisha got popped off,by that nigga tony.




Girl, he called me and told me he wanted to pop me off!
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