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Rapid Unplanned Disassembly 

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!

Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.

Money can’t buy everything!

This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.

That’s what she said!!!!!!

It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:

“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.

The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.

Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.
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Usually a person in the LGBTQ+ community that doesn’t label their sexuality and/or gender.

Is similar to queer.
Cari goes by unlabeled, not lesbian.
Unlabeled by virgoxvirgo October 30, 2020

unlabeled sapphic 

where a woman chooses not label their sexuality or doesn’t feel comfortable with a label, but identifies with the term sapphic, meaning they’re wlw
“My sexuality is unlabeled sapphic, i identify as sapphic, but don’t label my sexuality beyond that!”
unlabeled sapphic by gaysockmonkey October 17, 2021

Unidentifed/ Unlabeled 

Not having a label for sexuality. Similar to just “Queer” or “Gay.” People who are unlabeled do not see a need for labels OR do not feel like their is a sexuality they fall into OR they may think labels cause stereotypes. Very cool.
I am unidentifed/ unlabeled because I do not see myself being held back by a label. I love who I love and that’s on periodt.

Literally Unplayable 

A minute bug or graphical glitch in a video game that has next to zero impact on playability. Often used sarcastically.
Korg: Holy shit Thor, that inventory icon in my Fortnite game is offset by one pixel.

Thor: Literally unplayable.
Someone who is the opposite of a pleb ( a boring person) they are a very interesting person
Erica is such an unpleb
unpleb by PLEBEAN January 29, 2021

Unplanned Donation 

Coined during the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone / Capital Hill Occupy Protest on Jun 14th 2020.

The act of give or have your money and possessions redistributed to the needy without consciously doing so.
CHAZ resident 1: This happened 2 hrs ago, and Im still recovering from the shock as all my valuables have been stolen.

Came back from a walk to my tent and all my valuable items are gone. My laptop (16 inch MBP) , power banks, Cash of ~$400 and entire bang pack with my week's supplies are gone.

CHAZ resident 2: Please don't leave. We are stronger together. You don't exactly know what happened to our belongings (only that they vanished), so to say it was theft is not entirely fair. It could be that a disadvantaged resident was in greater need of the items than you, and that's what we are about as a community. I know it is hard to hear this, but treat it as an unplanned donation. You did a good thing today. I'm proud of you.