unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.

Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.

unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

Unpoppable 

A female virgin that will NOT allow you to penetrate her vagina. NEVER EVER!

Guy !: Man I was tryin to get wif that chick at the party last night. But she jus wuldnt giv me sum.

Guy 2: Dude, evryone knows that chick unpoppable.

Guy 1: Dammit!

Unpoppable by That_Guyy March 18, 2010

Literally Unplayable 

A minute bug or graphical glitch in a video game that has next to zero impact on playability. Often used sarcastically.

Korg: Holy shit Thor, that inventory icon in my Fortnite game is offset by one pixel.

Thor: Literally unplayable.

Literally Unplayable by Michael Ferguson Oentardi May 12, 2021

Unwallable

When you want to post something on someone's Facebook wall, but the fact that the information concerns someone else who might see deems the information un-postable on the wall, therefore unwallable.

Person 1: Dude that is HILARIOUS I need to put that on Vicky's wall
Person 2: Dude it's unwallable, Sasha's friends with her on Facebook
Person 1: Dude you're so right, close call!

Unwallable by PikachuCostumeWearer September 4, 2011

untappable 

A girl that is too ugly to tap. Its like saying I cant tap dat.

The untappables came out when I was walking down the street with my peoples. They tried to talk dirty so I ran.

untappable by Papoosenigga January 12, 2007

Unplayable 

When a game just becomes so ridden with flaws that it's just simply no longer able to be enjoyed. This can apply to games that are just ridden with bad battle systems, petty annoyances that occur frequently, or other quirks.

Final Fantasy VI, on the PlayStation Final Fantasy Anthology version, is unplayable due to horrid lag times for menu screens, battle, towns, and encounters.

Unplayable by Durango January 11, 2006

Untappable 

(noun). A prostitute who is in some way deformed to a degree where he/she can no longer be considered attractive and no longer has any clients.

GUY: "Man, that hooker working the corner is one ugly bitch!"
FRIEND: "Hell yeah, she's a total untappable!"

Untappable by Untappable69 April 14, 2010