Knobsessed 

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).

Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"

Knobsessed by MagickDio February 8, 2010

Snobsessed 

The act of being completely engrossed by something and a braggart about said unhealthy obsessed all the same time.

You know Jake? Yeah, he's crazy about Lady Gaga. Kind of an ass to anyone who denounces recent claim to her pop royalty... Talk about snobsessed.

Snobsessed by Katarzana August 3, 2010

unopressed 

Free from oppression

Enjoy freedom from hopelessness and marvelous freedom in God unopressed.

unopressed by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009

Knobsessed 

When a person is completely infatuated with the knob on the end of a cock.

Your mom wouldn't take my dick out of her mouth after she saw my knob. She's fucking knobsessed dude, take her a psychologist.

Knobsessed by one_sick_fuck June 29, 2009

Unblessed 

An adjective for a person who believes that all religious persons are prejudiced.

Person 1: Did you see _____'s new tweet?
Person 2: No, what does it say?
Person 1: It says that all Christians are homophobic.
Person 2: Seriously? _____ is so unblessed, what is wrong with them?

Unblessed by eliza_something September 14, 2023