| 1. | unnecessary conflict. | ||
|
any hostile discussion that begins with the keywords, "I", "You", spoken with accusitory inflection.
Generally, in connection with, personal gain or loss of some issues regarding vanity. I am smarter than you, assumes contempt for the other's intelect.
You are wearing my sister's jacket, presupposes that there was no agreement....this will cause unnecessary conflict. |
|||
| 2. | shit disturber | ||
|
an individual who creates unnecessary conflict and unhappiness where it is especially not required The Cat in the Hat is a shit disturber and should be killed TEN times for good measure.
|
|||
| 3. | Tensexual | ||
|
TENSEXUAL
Adjective Definition: Of, relating to, involving, and/or characteristic of sexual tension, esp. that which results in frustration and/or dissatisfaction for those who personally experience this erotic conflict and/or those cognizant observers acquainted with these players and said sexual situation. Etymology: Combination of “tense” (Latin tnsus, past participle of tendere, to stretch) and “sexual” (Late Latin sexulis, from Latin sexus, sex). First used in 2006 to describe the condition that developed when two good-looking, companionable, single, and heterosexual American college students of opposite genders failed to consummate their obviously mutual sexual attraction to one another. “This tensexual situation is not only unnecessary because it results from absurd human drama, but it is also illogical and against natural instincts.”
|
|||
| 4. | maludramatic | ||
|
–adjective
1. Refers to the obscenely dramatic nature of the Malayalee people of south India, especially their obsessive tendency to spread gossip, misery, and perpetuate distrust among friends, family, and church members. 2. of or pertaining to an extreme form of drama. 3. characteristic of or appropriate to the drama, esp. in involving unnecessary conflict or contrast You're so maludramatic, it's not funny anymore.
|
|||
| 5. | NanaDrama | ||
|
synthetic angst created and distributed by bored grandmothers (aka Nana) who need to see their children and/or grandchildren at odds, competing, arguing, etc. The drama is constructed to provide temporary distraction for Nana, and ultimately to allow her to resolve any resulting conflicts with a flourish of self-esteem building 'peace-making' gestures. A. Guess what - Nana fomented a scrap between the kids to allow her to sweep in with cupcakes in a few days just to 'solve' everything!
B. Pretty standard NanaDrama. Ignore it to rob it of oxygen otherwise the flames will build into a family fight. |
|||
| 6. | Drama Cunt | ||
|
A female that incites unnecessary conflict in relationships, social spheres, etc. for the sole purpose of creating dissent and anger between individuals. Dude everything was going so smooth with my girlfriend until her friend, you know, that drama cunt, told her that she should break up with me because I don't treat her right. God damn drama cunt!
|
|||
| 7. | men | ||
|
1. Responsible for all wars throughout human history because they are too irrational and violent to find any other means to solve conflict.
2. Unnecessary part of the human species. After being forced to jerk off into a paper cup at age 13 (which may be used later used to impregnate females) they may be sent to camps to perform the menial tasks woman are too good to do. I actually love men; I just wish they would see how ridiculous they are and respect, love, and cherish women the way the deserve.
|
|||
