The Wook is a young female human representing Chewbacca, a wookie character starring in the popular Star Wars trilogy in the 1970's. This female has many of the features of Chewbacca, including a wide face, cleft lip, and broad smile. Although this female is typically viewed as unnattractive, she has enjoyed a steady flow of male appreciators, who show their appreciation for her while they are under the influence of alcoholic beverages, or other drugs. It has been mentioned in scientific studies that perhaps the physical qualities of a wookie are inherantly attractive to some males while under the influence of said alcohol and drugs.
"Yo, I got with The Wook last night"
"Wow, again? You must have been hammered"
"Yeah, I was pretty much blackout for the whole night"
Those giant designer sunglasses that girls wear to protect their eyes from the sun and cum.
These glasses also provide facial camoflauge, allowing an unnattractive female to look "hot" without putting on makeup.
Guy: What's with the bukkake goggles?
Girl: You're an asshole
an unscrupulous male who makes up terms for women based on body or face type such as "Winter Girlfriend", "Summer Girlfriend", "Butter face", "Cepter face".
The cad described his date with the pretty face and thick body as a "winter girlfriend" who would be good to cuddle with in the winter, but unnattractive in a bathing suit in the summer.
Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get laid, even if it means taking home the target cockblock.
Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."
Typically applies to a certain class of the female sex. To reach the classification, one must be equally repulsive in the physical and social forum. The person must not be shy about their appearance, but rather impose on you the constant nagging and embarrassment associated from knowing them, even if only at face value. Typically Aggressively Unattractive girls are nocturnal, and thus can be found at almost any bar scrapping for leftovers. When they don't get their way, either with guys or girl friends, their Aggressive Unattractiveness reaches its peak and ruins the time for everyone in proximate vicinity
Although the definition of Aggressively Unattractive is immense and fact specific, 1 example with suffice
The fat obnoxious girl at the bar who repulses you when you see her, and furthers this emotion after she later spills her drink on your foot. She is miserable looking and an overall terrible person who brings people down, the result? Aggressively Unattractive.
An unnattractive or "sketchy" female.
in reference to a hand in Blackjack.
Guy 1:Dude she was a total 15.
Guy 2: Huh?
Guy 1: As in blackjack...
Guy 2: As in your're not sure if you would hit it.
Guy 1: Yup.
This happens when one very lethargic testicle does not drop at puberty, resulting in one testicle that is small, deformed and unnattractive. One can still procreate, yet finding a woman that will have sex with a freak of nature is always hard.
Nicole: I was giving Johnny a BJ and I felt a small raison were his left testicle should have been.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.