unjewify

When the Space Laser corporation kicks you out so you loose your job at the bank and have your nose shrunken.

Space Laser Corp Manager: We have seen that you haven't been stingy enough with your money.

Jew: Wdym? I met my monthly quota last month!?

Space Laser Corp Manager: I'm sorry. This is this month now. We are going to have to unjewify you.

Normal person (prev. Jew): MY NOSE!! AND MY JOB!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

unjewify by 979999 March 25, 2021

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unjewify

When a person who was born a Jew decides to move away from their culture due to a desire to pursue other paths in their life. The process is simply the decision to reject the label that they were born with.

David: Dude, I fucking hate being born a Jew.

Rob: Man you should just unjewify yourself.

David: Shit yo, you're right imma do that right now

Rob: Sweet, let me know when you wanna come to church with me

unjewify by winterbabe550 May 9, 2011

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Unable to be jerked off to

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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