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The main reason why I contemplate death of a daily basis
Guy #1 -"Hey dude I heard you got accepted to University, well, there goes your weekends and partying"

Guy #2 - "yeah...."
by Tokessss September 29, 2009
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A place u go with the sole purpose of education. Somehow, u get sidetracked and just end up drinking, getting laid, take advantage of unemployment, and writing massive amounts of research papers that have little to do with your ability to perform a job more efficiently.
"Lets go out tonight, i just go to the university tomorrow anyways".
by TJones88 October 07, 2010
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An institution with the noble goal of educating individuals within specialized fields, thus promoting the advancement of society. Today, the majority of people who attend good universities are spoiled rich kids who have had lucky lives and only want to get high-paying jobs when they graduate.
Jimmy asked Sally why she went to university, and she said so that she could become a money-licking lawyer.
by RyanM January 03, 2004
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A cover-up by the members of the faculty of sciences to create large amounts of illegal drug substances, such at Methamphetamine, Heroine, and many others. Students who discover such secrets are subjected to the Liquid Nitrogen Torture.
"Wow! That's a whole lot of Meth Ice!"
"Yea, and we have to pour liquid nitrogen on you now"
"nooooooo!!!!!"
"yea...welcome to the Real University"
by gusto5 March 06, 2006
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A place where you spend four years of your life away from family and for the most part drunk with the occaisonal lecture on the subject of your choice.
university is becoming more popular as school leavers realise it is a place were they can get drunk every day of the week without worrying about what their parents will say.
by randomer66 October 04, 2009
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Harder, more expensive, and less fun than a normal, less pompous college.

Also a great place to breed racist thoughts toward asians, arabs, and indians; all of whom are considerable population groups and all of which are annoying and easily defeat whitey in the classroom.

Finally, don't expect to get laid much at university because the only girls who go there are the awkward, ugly, or otherwise socially inept girls who have given themselves over the the book long ago.

And once you graduate, you scramble for a job against thousands of similar candidates from other universities, ultimately landing an underpaying job you don't like to pay off your $150,000 debt.
Just because you get accepted to university doesn't mean you should go.
by Indomitable798 October 03, 2010
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the prestigious prepatory school which boasts records in the academic and athletic areas unmatched by so-called "rival" schools
peace and happiness, no hating on other schools
by unirules June 02, 2004
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