A somber creature usually found amongst the Wittenberg University community that sheds an Eeyore persona and while inebriated he becomes fluent in Spanish. His interests include: eating, cuddling, sleeping, and dressing in his sophistifun wardrobe. A nomadic enigma, Mopey has been reportedly sighted in many states east of the Mississippi. Recent empirical evidence suggests that the Mopealope can only successfully breed within his species, however, the reproductive habits of the Mopealope have not been observed in the wild. While little is known about the Mopealope, it has been foretold that he is loyal and enchanting.
Mopealope is a noun and the Latin root for it is Tertius Cadena Portero.
Steve: "Did you see that sad thing?"
Blake: "Yeah, I think it's one of those Mopealope things."
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When an Ole Miss Alumni is dismissive of you because you did not go to Ole Miss. They may respond with something like, "You didn't go to Ole Miss? Bless your heart...it was nice to meet you."
I tried to ask out Peggy Sue, but she gave me the Ole Miss Stonewall.
Popular acronym for the Mississippi University for Women, which, by the way, DOES admit men now.
However, most of the people at said school are so gender confused it's not even funny.
The campus also radiates waves of gayness.
And there is crack in the water ... and in the air.
Hey, look at those two gay guys, they must go to MUW.
Person 1: O.o Is that a guy or a girl?
Person 2: I'm not sure, maybe they go to MUW...
The greatest football player east of the Mississippi. Played both sides of the ball (cornerback/wide receiver), and played for THE Ohio State University. Now plays for the Carolina Panthers. Used an an adjective to describe being awesome, or can be substituted for Chuck Norris in many Chuck Norris jokes, because Chris is better than Chuck. Also has been used widely to dedicate consumption of alcohol to.
"Man, let's take another shot! This one's for Chris Gamble"
"I'm Chris Gamble good at the new Halo video game"
"Chris Gamble once ate a rubix cube, and when he shit it out it was solved."
A little town that thinks it's a big one. Has the highest murder rate per capita in the country. Located on the Mississippi River. Commonly referred to as the pimple on the nose of Iowa. It is part Ashford University and part ADM. And is the recent home to Flavor Flav's Chicken restaurant (yes the same Flavor Flav from the VH1 show Flavor of Love).
Clinton, IA is definitely not a place to raise your family.