Sasha: Have fun freezing year ass off with New England WASPS. I'll be chillin' at the University of Miami.
Guy2: no way man...those girls are hot!
Guy1: i know, i love me some miami girls!
Other Florida deuche: Why?
Tim Tebow: Were playing the University of Miami Hurricanes
Javarris James: Damn right bitch!
UM Cane: "Yeahhhh bitch, I go to the #1 Party School..."
FSU Seminole: "FML...I need to transfer or die."
Miami of Ohio was a university when Florida belonged to Spain
Wait a second... Univ. of Miami Florida's president is a Miami Univ. (Ohio) alum!!!