| 1. | American University of London | ||
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American University of London: A distance learning university celebrating in academic excellence for 25 years ,1984-2009 ,accredited by 100000 students from 83 countries..see newsweek magazine for details of advertisement. American university of london: a distance learnign university estab.lished 25 years ago in 1984.courses in busines and IT,law, management,Water engineeing and environment.
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| 2. | University of Rochester | ||
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Although located in what many would consider the armpit of America, the University of Rochester is an institution of higher learning held in surprisingly high regard both internationally and domestically. Internationally, according to the Times of London, the University of Rochester ranks 73 substantially ahead of many well reputed schools including Dartmouth and admittedly below many of the world's most renowned schools. Domestically, according to US News, the University of Rochester fluctuates in the low 30's and high 20's. Its large endowment and excellent research opportunities make the University of Rochester an excellent stepping stone for future admissions into graduate school. Overall, Rochester is a great place to obtain an education but not such a great place to have a social life. Its fucking freezing and I'm miserable, thank god I busted my ass in high school to get a 1450 on the SAT and a 4.0 GPA so that I could come to the University of Rochester!
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| 3. | University of Western Ontario | ||
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The University of Western Ontario (UWO) prides itself upon being the number one choice for underachieving white trash who have delusions of grandeur. Although the anti-intellectual environment of UWO is readily apparent when engaging in conversation with a UWO student, Western students attempt to highlight their ignorance by continuously dying their hair blonde, in case you were somehow oblivious to the fact that you were conversing with a retard. The blonde hair serves as a telling reminder. Blonde UWO girl: I go to the Ivey school of business, so I'll be an Ivey League graduate.
Non-UWO guy: I think you mean Ivy League. The Ivy League consists of eight private American schools. The University of Western Ontario is not a member. Blonde UWO girl: What? Whatever, I'm cute. Let's have sex. |
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| 4. | University of Southern California | ||
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Every year, the London Times ranks the best colleges in the world. In the most recent edition of the Times Higher Education Supplement, UCLA was ranked number 26 in the world. Cal was ranked number 2 in the world. Stanford was ranked number 7. Where do you think USC was ranked in the world?
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USC was ranked number 180 in the world by the London Times! I guess your entrance requirements aren't helping you much. US News had UCLA ranked at number 25, Cal ranked at number 21, and USC ranked at number 30 for this year. That's because they consider the amount of money alumni give to each school. Of course private schools like USC will have inflated rankings in the US News guide. And even with that, UCLA is ranked higher in the US News list. Let's see here...UCLA-26, USC-180...USC better in academics? Please! It's a known fact that UCLA looks at more than just your scores when selecting students. Ask anybody who's been turned down by the school. You need extracurricular activities as well as high gpa and SAT scores. And to the moron who talked about not paying $30,000 a year, if you are getting that money in loans, you will be paying it sooner or later. Maybe they didn't teach you that in South Central. I hope the Trojan alumni give you a nice job. Congratulations on your freshman class. It's too bad that most of SC's student body was rejected by UCLA and had to settle for the old private school in the ghetto. I'm sure USC owns Stanford too because USC has a b... |
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| 5. | university of western ontario | ||
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A university located in London, Ontario, Canada. The University of Western Ontario, commonly known as either Western or UWO, was founded in 1878 and is thus one of the oldest universities in Canada.
Western's student body is famous in Canada for being made up of a bunch of spoiled rich kids who have particularly poor academic abilities, though the university seems to labour under the delusion that it is somehow "Ivy League". The typical Western student is a fabulously dumb blond boy or girl who says 'like' at least three times per sentence, and hangs out at one of the lame-ass bars on Richmond Street (especially The Ceeps or Jim Bob Ray's) every night getting wasted and breaking into fistfights over scarce cabs once the bars close. They also refuse to wear coats even when the weather is minus 40 degrees, because a coat would cover up their stuffed booby cleavage or obscure their tiny little gym pecs. Jenn: I couldn't, like, get into the University of Toronto, so, like, I guess I'll go to Western. Yaaaaay!!!!
Bryce the frat boy: Hey bro, I go to The University of Western Ontario because it's the only school in Canada where the girls are dumb enough to have sex with me. |
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| 6. | university of western ontario | ||
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A university located in London, Ontario, Canada which maintains to have one of the highest entering averages of all schools in Canada and possibly the United States with most programs now requiring at least a 90% average out of high school. Despite its high stress on academics and many awarded professors, it is known to be the party school of Canada, be home to one of David Letterman's top ten places to get knocked up, saugeen- maitland hall residence, and hold the most good looking students of all Canadian universities. With its award winning campus and ivy covered limestone walls it resembles an ivy league university complete with the reputation. Nicknamed the country club, its built on the site of a former golf and country club and retains this name due to its attracting of some of the richest students in Canada and internationally. Lacoste, Abercrombie, Polo, Lululemon, Hollister, Gucci, ... more...
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| 7. | University of Western Ontario | ||
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where stupid white sluts go because they don't want to go to U of T because its "too hard" or because they couldn't get into McGill. wise guy 1: "Dude do you know why the University of Western Ontario doesn't celebrate Christmas?"
wise guy 2: "Why?" wise guy 1: "Because they can't find a virgin or three wise men. hahahha lolz" |
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