-I think Arizona State.
-Aw sucks to be you, I'm going to a real school.
-Oh yea? Which one?
-University of Arizona
1.) Tons of Mexicans
2.) People aren’t as good looking as ASU (check any website online) polls, ect
3.) Dorms as well as housing are poor and shitty condition.
4.) 25% of girls are raped or attempted.
5.) There’s nothing to do but smuggle immigrants across the border, drink and try and get D rated Ass.
6.) Its known as U of GAY for a reason.
7.) There is no city like Scottsdale or anything to do in general but smoke week and snort lines of crack.
Friend #2: Really was this after you smoked week then snorted crack?
Friend #1: yea man ,got it from the Bums who are on every corner.
Friend #2: tight man, i tried finding some crack and weed at ASU last weekend when i went up for a job interview at McDonalds. Sad to say everyone was to high of class and attractive to even talk to me.
Friend #1: Really man, god those rich kids with their city life, nice cars and hot girls think they are so kool.
Friend #2: Yea but at least we have this sweet rural town with D-rated girls, that equals way more pussy. As well as gays so it more diverse.....We are clearly better.