-"He must be from the United States!"
An oil hungry entity, known to scavenge all over the globe for new preying grounds. Uses special tactics of lying about WMDs and axis of evil as excuses to gozzle more oil.
Country of gun totting toddlers, who shoot classmates as a pasttime. Also country of confused voters, who become legally blonde every election year.
2. Another kid went US yesterday, took down 40 of his classmates without blinking
3.The United States is in search of oil again, I thinl Tukmenistan is next.
This is of course until shit hits the fan and they need tons of aid money or a stronger military force to bail them out, which usually ends up being the United States' job
An asshole, if the United States doesn't intervene in a foreign conflict: "The United States is ignoring the plight of these less fortunate countries!"
An asshole, if the United States ends up saving their country AGAIN: ".......I'll pretend this never happened."