the country that once ruled half the world, our politics are shite and our economy's gone to hell but we're better than a bunch of fatass yanks sitting there trolling saying we're shit. If any of the people who insult britain ever got off their asses and bothered to visit the country that civilised them. Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
American: Howdy you stoopid son of a bitch

British person:Greetings, fat fucktard who has ancestors from the United Kingdom.

by Mr.Britain May 17, 2011
Just like Narnia, it doesnt exist, though a few English still believe it does...
Peter opened the wardrobe door and walked into it, he soon found himself in United Kingdom
by tammypooper June 02, 2011
The United Kingdom consists of Two beautiful countries, A shite one and Northern Ireland. Some say Britain is like a thistle, Beautiful and majestic at the top, and full of pricks at the bottom. The best country in the United Kingdom is Scotland because the english are all stuck up tea drinking Queen lovers.
Are you from the United kingdom?
Which part?
I dislike your country.
by Ronan Macdonaldface Martin July 14, 2011
A country in western Europe, which boasts the largest population of domesticated homo sapiens in the world.
"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7
by JM December 16, 2004
The nation that once ruled half the globe (British Empire). Was known to treat it's colonies as if they were shite at times (sent their youth to die in two world wars and Boer War) and very well in others. (Defence, trade) wiped it's colonies noses, asses, and so on. Has a long history of bad treatment of the Irish over a period of 800 years. Should be proud of teaching Canada and other dominions all of their traditions such as democracy, free speech, and should also be ashamed of their degrading treatment of the Irish.
The United Kingdom is a paradox, it has been a role model, and a human rights abuser, where do it's dominions get some of their bad habits from?
by Paul Ward August 31, 2006
JM Writes :
"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare
Time to remind him that the definition is United Kingdom and Not England.And whilst on the subject of Blundering Errors England Was Conquered in 1066 by lots of Normans From France Remember William the Conqueror?

England is only part of the United Kingdom Not the whole thing!

tags dis-united kingdom devolution independance freedom! shakespeare wrong again

2. United Kingdom 52 up, 33 down

"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7
by JM
Ok so what about William the Conqueror 1066? ring any bells? you know when the english under harold got their asses kicked by lots and lots of French normans ,you are as dull as shakespeare!

only the english call it united kingdom which it is not!

to the people who said this
notice he says "This England" that england was not created till William The Conqueror came to England to get the crown he was promised by the previous king, Harold (not royal blood) took the throne from him, so William (the previous kings cousin) came to get what was his, so get your facts right before you start spouting things that are wrong. so we were not conquered, we just got the king we were supposed to have, and William would have lost if not when he invaded Harold was up north fending off the vikings, and he had to run down with a diminished army from the north to the south to fight, so fuck you, you ignorant yankee and scottish wankers.
United Kingdom = England, North Ireland, Scotland and Wales.
by Aturner March 30, 2007
a small group of islands that was the only country to fight and never be concerd by the germans twice with or without the help of the yanks. also known as the U.S.A's lap dog unfortunatly the yanks see to froget that we founded ther stupid country but still boast that they are the worlds only super power,they wont use that power for good but thats not the lowly yanks fault its the preside they employ
The united kingdom controlled the bigest part of the world peacfully for the after the romans an the yanks havent even concerd canada
by robertosbore November 22, 2005

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