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22.
A country made up of 50 states and numerous territories. Revered as one of the most powerful nations with referance to innovation, military might, capitalistc ideals, and the reputation of sticking it's nose where it does not belong.

A country that fought not just for freedom of religion, thoughts, culture, speech, ideas, but also freeom of fiscal slavery by originally fighting against a private reserve bank that would control monetary policy and currency value. (Central Bank of England) Only to have an elected official sell out in order to become President by approving the Federal Reserve Act of 1913. (Woodrow Wilson)

A country who now has military bases in more than 150 countries which attempts to play World Police whenever it deems necessary in conjunction with the United Nations. With results being a One World Government or as many of it's President's have worded, a New World Order.

A country who no longer uses the supreme law of the land (The Constitution) and has replaced it with The Patriot Act and other unconstitutional laws that protect a lawless corporate elite and crooked politicians.

This country is one of the fastest paced countries toward the road of fascism being renamed as patriotism, and ignorant and soon to be eradicated populaces through eugenics, by wave of unproven medicens, vaccines, and a genocidal food quality guideline known as the Codex Alimentarius.
Bubba "Did you see the United States bombing Afghanistan on the news"?
Tyrone "No, I missed the United States bombing another country since I was watching the superbowl on my flat screen while downloading some bukkake videos that the mass media says was considered moral now".
by SIZZLLIN March 02, 2011
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A large imperialist superpower that is populated with 50% pricks and 50% OK people. The United States is ruled by a corrupt government made up of dumb hicks who can't spell and couldn't care a flying fuck about the people of the United States, but still have the most power probably in the world. The United States can be a bad place to live because the legacy of segregation lives on. There are areas where whites cannot go and areas that blacks cannot go. Race means alot in this huge, strange land, so much so that extremist anti-integration parties like the KKK (white racist), Nation of Islam (black racist) and many others have alot of power that they shouldn't have. They also have a shit army which somehow has recently managed to kill more civilians and allies than enemy soldiers, but is still referd to as the best army.
by Kilo Lobo July 01, 2003
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The country south of my beloved Canada. Its not all bad, except for a very flawed and dumbass leader. I also do not like the people who voted for that idiot. Bush can kiss my ass.
Lacks:
-Free Healthcare
-Smart Leader (although ours isint to great either)
-Self Contraint to NOT FUCKING GO TO WAR AT THE DROP OF A PIN
-The intelligence to reazlize that saying GOD BLESS AMERICA goes against there own constitution (not everyone belives in God u pricks.)
-Peacekeeping
-Eviromental Laws
-Surplus (7 trillion in debt? comon!)
-A strong dollar (ha bitches we own you now, $1.05 amercian right now!)
-Knowladge of ANYTHING CANADIAN.
Has:
-Strong enough military to protect us
-Good people in Democrats who will win this election(GO OBAMA!)
-Hollywood (w00t)
-T.V. Stations.
-The Interweb.

we just need to get along :D

US CANADIANS: WE DONT SAY ABOOT OR EH

JUST LIKE YOU AINT ALL HICKS WHO TALK LIKE UNEDUCATED MORONS.

Real quotes from Rick Mercers; Talking to Americans in the United States

Rick: (at Harvard) Our prime minister Tim Horton just got a double double.
Girl: Whats that?
Rick: Its when the prime minister gets support from both sides of the house.
Girl: O congrats
Rick : By the way what do u study
Girl : World Politics.

Rick: (at princeton) What do you think of the Saskatchuan (i know its spelt wrong im tired.) Seal Hunt?
Professor: I think beating seals to death is wrong!
Rick: What do you teach?
Professor: Geography.

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This Actually happened to me

At niagra Falls

american: Hey kid where are all the igloos?
Me: We dont live in igloos dumb fuck
American: Hey u forgot to say Eh!
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
American : Dont u mean aboot? eh?
Me: FUCK YOU! FUCKING HICK! WE DONT LIVE IN IGLOOS! WE DONT SAY EH! E DONT SAY ABOOT! WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE ROAD, AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING PUSSIES! (i kick him in the balls at pussies)
American: (wincing in pain) you are so dead.
Me: Go fuck your president. *walks away*

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can i hear a w00t?
by Proud to be CANADIAN! January 30, 2008
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25.
the country thats going to hell because Obama was elected president.
Where is the united states?
Hell
Why?
Barrak Obama is there.
by COOLESTPRESONALIVE April 13, 2010
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26.
Canada's dirty underpants...
United States =the dirty south.
by SyriusFerreal November 16, 2010
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27.
A country which thinks it is superior to Canada, but in reality has no fucking clue. Even though Canadian citizens are superior to American citizens in all areas, with the exception of being overproud and stupid, Americans continue to tell each other and everyone else that they are better than Canadians. The U.S. has no idea why the rest of the world hates them and most of the time is oblivious and ignorant towards the truth. Eat shit yankee buttfags.
Terrance: Hey, did you know most Americans are so stupid that they think we are still a British Colony?

Philip: Why yes, Terrance. When will they every figure out we have been an independent country since 1867?

Terrance: Never because the United States is composed of absolute morons. . .
by Diddle'erkneecaps October 22, 2010
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Although a country bloated on consumer economy and Big Mac's, the United States of America is diverse, free, and varied in ecosystems and landscapes. People of other nations seem to convienently forget that the USA hands out millions of dollars (and probably more) to charities, relief efforts, foreign aid, and education, among other things. The USA has faults, like *every other country in the entire world*. But it seems to me the downtrodden people sneaking into America are biting their tongues...
The United States government has remained stable for over 200 years. And I can't recall the last incredibly bloody "revolution", so much like the European ones, that's happened here...
by angel of music January 31, 2005
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