1. a wet noodle.

3. An international organization. they own an office building in New York and they're about as productive as Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Branch.
1. The bus hit the small child as if it were a united nations.
3. The United Nations doesnt do shit.
by blindchicken11 May 31, 2010
A tool of the devil if ever their was one.
The biography of the united nations is avaliable in the Biblical book of Revelations.
by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004
United Nations - United European States - United States Of America - Soviet Union - The Thousand Years Reich - The Holy Roman Empire... See the tendency? The beloved dream of the power-hungry people from all times and places to rule the world by totalitarian despotism and genocide choking human dignity and free spirit to death. But this dream remains hidden or not understood by the majority of people thats why this dream comes iteratively into reality and take the sleeping sheeple by surprise. And now I guess you think that with the Hitler's Reich defeated and the Soviet Union collapsed that dream's kaput? No, you are wrong you notgivingaflyingfuckaboutwhatiswronfgwiththisworld bastards.The New World Order (The Good Ol' Order) is the new (good ol') kid on the block being pushed through behind the mask of benevolent organizations and activities like the UN and its organisations, the World Bank, the World Trade Organisation and many others this being the oldest trick of these really evil people thats why while you drink your Coca-Cola and watch MTV and think how beautiful it is all, thanking the Capitalism and the system that sustains it, the world is being more chaotic every day, the poverty and deprivation deepening, people suffering and dying and these control freaks would once again offer the good ol' solution - a one world government with a one world bank and a chip stuck in your already fucked up body to rule over you and the planet - a global fascisto-communist state wich is actually a godless capitalism pushed to its logical limits i.e. a global scale imperialism. But, you know... this new (good ol') ideology really needs an enemy to justifies itself before the sheeple and guess what - its another global ideology of course and this time it is the Islam, the previous being the Communism. The times we are living in are really the biblical endtimes and this time it ain't a joke this time you better listen. The planet is globalised by the science and technology, many choices were made of how and according to which principle to live - individualistic or collectivistic, spiritual or material, but never been the two or the four together due to the ignorance of the sheeple and their master-sheeperds.In these times the spiritual nature of the sheeple would be reinstated again by its divine root i.e. by God and they will wake up, their spiritual eyes will open and they will see the global lie.The sad thing though is that many of the anti-N.W.O. people are extremists of some sort some of them being anti-semitic, others white-supremacists, others just plain racists, others aggressively atheistic, others just being there out of anger or fear for their welfare, others literally fundamentalistic of their religion - these people are not actually awaken for this coming global fascist state they are just being the same supid sheeple that constitute the very same New World Order they are fighting against.Only through caring and loving spiritual nature people could understand the reality behind this N.W.O.
And ultimately this N.W.O. is not the actual enemy, the real enemy is within us and this evil ideology has always been made by the people through their lack of spiritual awareness and ego-pride trips throughout their whole lives these ever new world orders being the logical and spiritual consequence of this.An in-your-face real "what goes around, comes around" situation.
So be prepared, don't live in fear but free your mind, get out of the Matrix and stand up for your rights to be free human beings, free from oppression and indoctrination.
United Nations

An Asshole:Hitler and Stalin are bad but I think Obama can change the country he seems honest... yeshecan, yeshecan, yeshecan...!
A Guy:You better wake up, asshole...
A former Asshole:(waking up)
by Rodger Been September 04, 2009
Terrorist supporting fuckers!

A Racist organization that is vile and corrupt.A CLOWN-puppet of America's mortal enemies that supports terrorists and brutal dictatorial regimes and condemns benign states for minor shit.
AN outright enemy of the U.S. and Israel.

The UN should be evicted from the U.S. and their building demolished.
Evict the racist,evil UN and demolish the UN building at once!

It should be noted that the incompetent douchebag John Kerry states eerily similar phrasing to Kofi Annan,Jane Fonda and Saddam Hussein.

The UN is a racist cabal of America's enemies whom we rent a building to.
by Go straight to hell you fascists September 21, 2004
a building in New York
United Nations peacekeeping operations consist soley of NYPD SWAT teams kicking ass in a skyscraper.
by Phil Kerpen's Pubic Hair April 08, 2005
a good dream, pity about the fact that the amount of vetoes that have been passed by the USA to any resolutions they dont like/criticizing israel has rendered it useless
the un: great ambition, cruelly betrayed.
by prolific dowloader November 23, 2004
A place where dialog can be used to prevent bloodshed.

Relevant only to those preferring dialog.
Why waste time talking in the UN - let's kick ass!
by Chatterbox July 09, 2004

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