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a term used for a group of two or more people walking in front of you who are walking really slow, and you are having trouble getting around them because the walkway is too narrow and/or there are people walking in the opposite direction, and it enrages you so much you think they are conspiring against you.
Tedward: those fatasses were walking in front of me and i just couldn't get around them

Olaf: i know exactly what you're talking about. united fronts suck!
by Saparmurat December 01, 2010

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