The uni-tard, also known as the MILLAR-FEARNSY, scientists have proven the uni-tard only comes out at night time or when a person has an extremely large boner.
Careful a uni-tard might be near.
by fearnsy April 14, 2011
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An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.
That unitard is always changing his favorite team.
by psychmajor92376 August 02, 2006
part unicorn and part retard!!!!!
my hair looks unitard today!!!
by thechickwhidoesntusenames November 30, 2006
a one-piece, full-body suit reminiscent of pajamas you wore when you were 1, which became an early 2007 fashion phenomenon sweeping the closets of hipsters and pseudo hipster debutantes alike.
Did you see Atticus' unitard? I so want one to wear under my designer frock.It will cover EVERYTHING.
by CherCa February 20, 2007
Someone a little bit special...needs, but with a horn.
Ralph: "Look at me, I'm a unitard"
by Greeneyedjunkie February 16, 2007
When someone does something so singularly retarded it is unlikely to be repeated. A person who is a pinnacle of retardedness (i.e. unique retard).
Clarence just got caught looking at porn on his work computer. What a unitard.
by Kwame Beauvais January 28, 2009
A moron with a University degree
George Osborne thinks he know sums but nonetheless he's a bit of a unitard.
by Ostercy January 31, 2011
Someone who stays at a university too long, e.g. an eternal grad student.
Nine years to finish the Ph.D? You're a unitard!
by oboeguy April 20, 2006