A douche unit is any person or thing, who's apparent assigned task in life, is to be a douche. they may perform very well or very badly at this, but the important thing, is that they are a douche most or all of the time, on a regular basis. they may wake up in the morning, and begin douching, as in, blowing nonsense bullshit everywhere, and then sucking shit afterwards. this process is repeated until they are killed, or locked in a soundproof room, or are distracted and find douchination elsewhere.
"Mike is a solid douche unit, it's really apparent he is only here to be a slimefuck"
"I tried to get to work on time today but a douche unit kept trying to pull over in the middle of the road to look at bullshit"
"Your order would be ready today, except a douche unit was involved in inventory control and shit went down, and up again"
an act in which one skips a task and becomes part of our unit.
originally created by a.k.g
person 1: i skived work today
person 2: welcome to s unit
The term unit can be used when something is so particularly sweet that its actual title is not good enough. When no other term can be used to describe its need. Also, can be used to label objects that suck.
Toaster Oven AKA "Toasting Unit"
Bucket or Container AKA "A Filling Unit"
Broken Toy AKA "Shitty Unit"
Bong AKA "Smoking Unit"
Ipod AKA "Tune Unit"
Condom AKA Condamn AKA "Dong Unit"
Sam - "Hey Bro what you got"
Tim - "Oh noth'n just a robot that gets beer from the fridge when I clap my hands."
Sam - "What a sweet unit!"
Roomie "I got a chick here, where is the box of dong units"
when the batteries run out in the TV remote a proper response could entail the comment "shitty unit" while banging it on the arm of the couch.
The most stupid shit i've ever hear from the fakest and dumbass member of gay unit...Spider Loc aint even a gangsta.
#1:Hey nigga have u ever hear bout G-unit crip gang?
#2:G-unit crip? wtf is dat? G-unit crip aint a gang,they' just a club of clowns an wankstas...My grandma is even more dangerous than them.
#1:Fo' sho nigga...!!!
Anthology Unit is a music group consisting of various artists featured in the AQA Poetry Anthology 2005 onwards version.more...
The group features 4 main artists and many other people behind the scenes.
Dj Duffeh (Carol Anne Duffy)
MC Heaneh (Seamus Heaney)
Clusta Bomb (Simon Armitage)
C 'Dot' Larke (Gillian Clarke)
Anthology Unit signed to Snypa Unit Records in 2005 and each member has since released one album and one 'Best Of...' album.
Dj Duffeh & MC Heaneh- Best Know What We About Volume 1
Clusta Bomb- Weapons Of Mass Destruction
C 'Dot' Larke- Anthologeh Of Da Streetz (Double CD)
Anthology Unit-The Best Of Anthology Unit
These albums were produced by the label Rudethug Productions Ltd.
The Unit has been very successful and have sold more than 5 million albums between them. The biggest selling album of 2007 was 'Weapons Of Mass Destruction' by Clusta Bomb and thus received a MOBO and a Grammy for his achievements. The other members have been successful but have yet to emulate Clusta Bomb's success.
According to the website 'Dogs On Acid' Anthology Unit are recording a new album which is set to drop some time in late 2008. The new album is widely expected to become the biggest selling album in history and many people have tipped them to become Global Megastarz of tha future.
Anthology Unit's music consists of mainly
|62.||C - UNIT|
C - unit, is short form for chronic unit
Eh Boi, Dun Mess Wit Da C - Unit. Dey Be Holdin Da Chronic On LOCK
|63.||G - unit|
The Worst R&b Group Ever
they claim to be rapper's
but if you listen to 50 cent
g-unit stands for gorilla unit,
but ive heard it also stands for
The Members Of G - Unit,
Lloyd Banked stuck his
dick into Half Dolla's Bum
while Sucking Tony Yoyo's Dick
While Olivia, I mean Oliver Was
Using The Video Recorder