Unit of Shane 

A homosapian from the deep dark woods of West Virginia that fuels off of Miller Lite. A unit of measurement that is versatile in all areas. Consistent changing due to diet and mood.

The weight of a 2011 Ford F-150 is approximately 8.3 Unit of Shane.

Unit of Shane by That_Chaneyboy June 30, 2022

Unit of Time 

how one breaks up time when they're unemployed - usually 1 unit = 30 minutes

Shaving my legs took up 1 unit of time

Unit of Time by Ellie from Philly August 22, 2008

Unit of Tom 

Approximately two hours of sleep.

A: Wasn't Will going to join us for the movie?
B: Yeah, but he took a unit of tom half an hour ago, so he's not going to make it

Unit of Tom by Nono, that otherguy July 25, 2015

Shrek (unit of time) 

A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.

Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:

Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏

Shrek (unit of time) by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021

Hitler (Unit of Measurement) 

One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.

Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement

Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”

“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”

Hitler (Unit of Measurement) by Cateye5 October 28, 2019

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement) 

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.

I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement) by epicninja552 February 11, 2015

Chad (Unit of Measurement)

The Chad unit of measurement is a unit characterized by how much, or little, BDE someone or something has. The Chad unit can be applied to anything, regardless of how nonsensical it is. the chad unit is simply based on vibes.

"Dude, Chaucer is like 0% chad."
"This situation is 100% chad."
these are examples of how one uses Chad (Unit of Measurement)

Chad (Unit of Measurement) by fogsandbens June 20, 2021