Bucket or Container AKA "A Filling Unit"
Broken Toy AKA "Shitty Unit"
Bong AKA "Smoking Unit"
Ipod AKA "Tune Unit"
Condom AKA Condamn AKA "Dong Unit"
Sam - "Hey Bro what you got"
Tim - "Oh noth'n just a robot that gets beer from the fridge when I clap my hands."
Sam - "What a sweet unit!"
Roomie "I got a chick here, where is the box of dong units"
when the batteries run out in the TV remote a proper response could entail the comment "shitty unit" while banging it on the arm of the couch.