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1.
A person who is tempararily disabled in one limb due to a broken bone or having had surgery.
my sister took advantage of her broken leg every chance she could get, calling herself uniplegic.
by California Cat Lady December 07, 2009
 
2.
"Paralyzed" from the neck up; unable to use crucial, everyday elements of the brain, including common sense; lacking the ability to think.
Did you hear that Devon was arrested for trying to steal a pack of cigarettes?

Yeah, he's a complete uniplegic.
by brautigangtr January 06, 2011