Unionville girls have an awful reputation of being sluts... Hmmmm.... If only the people who were writing this definition actually knew what they were talking about... Unionville is a very diverse school. Sure, we are all tired of seeing the cheap fake Ugg boots worn tastelessly with that ugly mini-skirt. And yes, we all love to watch how girls think its cool to wear a thong up above the jeans that are currently cutting off their circulation. But if only someone wrote about the other half of unionville girls...

My friends and I go under THIS definition:
A Unionville girl is always there for her friends, and knows that chocolate is the ultimate bandaid, especially when combined with a girls night in. They actually wear clothes tastefully, and when in doubt: wear your pajamas. They get angry when the girls breaking the dress code are not yelled at for flashing the entire school...

Real Unionville girls hate the sluts who walk around school acting like they own it. They hate the freshmen because they all dress like sluts, and we secretly laugh at them because we know they r going to get a rude awakening.

A real unionville girl knows that she doesn't need those sad excuses for the skimpy choice of guys available to make her happy. A real unionville girl understands that when life gets tough, your friends' phones are always on. Real people from unionville love living where they do - in the middle of nowhere. And if you don't you belong in a mall, you slut... Those of you who put those awful definitions in here, you are obviously one of those sad excuses for human beings that you so easily defined.
You know you're from Unionville when...
Your neighbor is just a horseride across the cornfield
An exciting night is cowtipping off of 842
You secretly laugh at the slutty freshmen who think they are cool when they are making a fool of themselves...
You'd much rather spend time with your girlfriends at the Landhope then go shopping...
You live here and you wouldn't have it any other way

If you don't fit that description - go move to Kennet. Either that or stop trying to be ghetto, because you're whiter than Josh Toban...
by horschic826 December 29, 2004

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First of all as a Unionville girl I must say there are the few who have 40,000 dollar cars and wear unbelievably revealing clothing. However most of the Unionville girls are extremely smart scoring over 1200's on there SATs, the old SAT the new one doesn't count yet. Guaranteed there really is no bad looking Unionville girl but they are not all risqué in there clothing choices that is really only a small amount. Further more my name is Barbie and I definitely don’t have a car, or awesome Abercrombie clothes, and I don't flaunt my body at all.. All I have to say is if you’re going to be putting a name in your definition make your you use a name of some one who is not in your school who is defiantly the anomaly of your definition in the first place.
The avarage sat score of the school is a 1490 and we have more girls that boys.

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As a Unionville Alumnist I feel comfortable in saying that you should all be paying more attention in English class. If you were truly free thinkers there wouldn't be so much trash talking on a web page for slang definitions. If you didn't deserve to be called whatever it is you have been called, you wouldn't be on here telling people to get a life. It is my opinion that none of you have even the faintest clue what lies ahead for you in the real world. The truth is, if you could look past the Unionville "Clicks", you would realize that now is the time to have fun and learn how to take care of each other. The world turns into a harsh place real quick for those who don't know how to take care of thier friends. Mommy and Daddy can't take care of you physically, socially, and FINANCIALLY forever...and if they do, I pity you. So instead of bashing the rich kids, or hiding the new kids backpack, or gossipping behind slutty girls back, why don't you all take a minute to think about how much better the quality of life would be for you if everyone got along...or at least tried to get along like adults.
My graduating class was hailed by the teachers as being the best group of students to pass through Unionville in 20 years, we were good to each other and our teachers and aside from a few bad apples, every day was at least pleasant. We still had our "clicks" but we knew how to transcend them, to see past our own selfishness and understand the meaning of the phrase "The Greater Good." Unionville is filled with beautiful people, the rest of your life will not be.
by Bobbo the Ham-Eating Marsupial January 06, 2005

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Gosh I love these stereotypes. Especially because only 2% of us fall into them. I for one do not so don't throw me into to your lame ass category. I have never smoked drank or had sex(oral vaginal or anal) and I am damn proud of it. I get good grades and cover up when I leave the house in the morning. My family isn't rich and not many people's family in the school district are. What we have we keep nice. I work for everything, including the car I am working to get myself... not my parents. Unionville girls are respectable. They strive to do their best and put what their parents gave them to work. I am sorry if I want to get good grades play at least 2 sports each year and be good at them and if I want a boyfriend and hang out with him I can. I know that the guy I choose will respect me. How many pregnant Unionville girls do you see walking around? Currently I see none.
Damn proud of who she is.
by The Real Truth January 17, 2005

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I had lived in Unionville my whole life until I recently moved to Florida. I would have considered myself to be a unionville girl, born and bred, just as the rest of my peers did. After moving I have realized a life outside of the money and ignorance. As much as I have enjoyed getting away from the sheltered life of philadelphia's suburbs I have missed my home so much. The gorgeous landscape of chester county, landhope and painters crossing, but mostly I miss the talent and individuality of Unionville. UHS is filled with mostly rich slutty whores but there are a couple good ones.You know what? You are just jealous of our luck with the men, our mad grades,and our field hockey skills. I still am 100% Unionville girl and we kick ass.
umm.. Kennett isn't ghetto neither is West Chester.
by Caroline February 26, 2005

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Girls who go to the U.
Who's that hottie? She's goes to the U.
by Unionville January 10, 2005

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okay, all of you people saying that people that go to unionville are sluts and whores you are all just saying this because you dont go there! if you ever went there you would learn that not all the people that go here are like that!! i go to unionville n i love it here!! It is the best ever! and to get one thing straight i am not rich. Not everyone is rich. Ofcourse there are some peopel that fit those exact definitions but thats only a few people and no one even likes them!! Unionville is a great school with wonderful girls. they are smart and some are very athletic. Unionville girls are very kind and caring once you get to know them. So stop stereotyping them as sluts and stuff because you probably havent even met any of them!
no example is necesary.
by a unionville girl April 17, 2005

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aka my parents r rich not me. sluts wear thongs, not unionville girls. kennett S.D. is for wanna be's and fags. and obviously "u dont kno what its lik" cause ur parents work $6.25 and hour at McDonalds. Bsides, not evrybody is rich or weird fags, some are weird fags and most are rich.
u go to unionville when...

ur parents want a better life for u than fulltime at mcdonalds...
by soccrboy5122 January 18, 2005

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