Dynamic singer-songwriter-pianist noted for her cultlike following, mostly uninterpretable lyics, controversial subject matter, and flaming red hair. Born Myra Ellen Amos to Edison and Mary Amos of Maryland in 1963 (with dark brown hair; she dyes it), she began playing piano at age 2, began classical training at Peabody conservatory at age 5, began playing in piano bars at age 13, and moved to LA at 21. While there she survived a ual assault which inspired her to co-form the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN) and write the haunting, a capella Me and a Gun. She is now married to her sound engineer, Mark Hawley, and they live in Cornwall with daughter Natashya. Her albums to date (and first singles in parentheses) are 1988's Y Kant Tori Read (featuring Cool On Your Island), 1992's Little Earthquakes (featuring Silent All These Years), 1994's Under the Pink (God), 1996's Boys for Pele (Caught a Lite Sneeze), 1998's From the Choirgirl Hotel (Spark), 1999's To Venus and Back (Bliss), 2001's Strange Little Girls (an album of covers, featuring the title track), 2003's Scarlet's Walk (featuring A Sorta Fairytale), and 2005's The Beekeeper (Sleeps with Butterflies). She is often compared to singer-songwriter Kate Bush, more for lack of similarity to anyone else than any actual similarity to each other. Interestingly and slightly ironically, her best-selling album, Boys for Pele, was preceeded by a power struggle between herself and her record label, in which they thre...

a chav is a mindless creature, the origins of chavism remain a mystery becasue nobody has been able to infiltrate the culture, similar to the native Americians. Many including myself believe that the chav plauge began in the Kent town of Chatham and has slowly spread thjroughout the united kingdom.

Initially the lower class scum were unorganised and there crimes and actions had a far less damaging impact. It would appear that the creation of chavism has given these people the chance to reign havok on the nation. The chavs travel in groups as can be seen many saturday nights in parks or outside macdonalds, these groups report to the authority of popular culture tv personalities. Programmes like trisha, hollyoaks ,big brother and EASTENDERS provide chavs with guidance on how to live their chav existance similar to religous gatherings.

chavs are noticeable for many reason there dress usually 'trakie bottoms' burberry caps and shirts covered in mindless scribble and the infamnous gold often purchased at argos. There language is poor and often uninterpretable, dialouge includes innit,mush,gangster etc. Chavs also have the habbit of starting fights as a display for their teenage girlfreind hoars. these girlfreinds are almost as bad as male chavs because they usually get pregnanat and this result on a strain on governemnt benifits. Other hobbies including begging ,stealing , sex ,starting fights,macdonalds, hanging on street corners,watching trash tv, not going 2 work or s...

Caught up in holiness and making up words and interpreting the uninterpretable while fearing that everybody is one person.

Caught up in holiness and making up words and interpreting the uninterpretable while fearing that everybody is one person.

One of those arguments where a male feels psychologically violated due to the acute mental state of his, karma imposing, female counterpart at any but usually absolutely random time.

When a Femmifit occurs; take the dog for a walk and if you don't have a dog - get one. The fit will brew over and turn into uncomfortable silences for the next couple of days. If this continues for more than two days, please consult your therapist.

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A word or phrase that nobody understands. When in public, saying the word "tart" (sometimes in uninterpretable languages) causes confusion and sometimes uneasiness. Can also be used as a noun, mainly in describing a person.