| 64. | fucktacular | ||
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An adjective describing massive failure or underwhelming immediately following high expectations for an event. E3 this year was fucktacular.
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| 65. | Cape May | ||
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The pathetic dick of New Jersey inhabited by inbreds and whiggers. A shitty little place where morons flock in the summer to go to the unimpressive beaches, and wonder in and out of dozens of little "shoppes" that are all filled with the same useless shit. Drunken Cape May Regular: "I LOVE CAPE MAAAAAYY!!!"
Poor Bastard Forced to Visit Cape May (PBFVCM): "Someday, some how, I will blow this shit hole back to the stone age" |
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| 66. | Weak Tots | ||
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Failure to live up to one's preconceived expectations. "I bought a $50 bottle of wine and it tasted just like Two-buck-chuck."
"Weak tots." |
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| 67. | jew | ||
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Someone who contradicts their spirit in an unimpressive fashion. Eli'sha: 'God's cool!'
Eli'jah: 'I like it when you're not being a jew.' |
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| 68. | Wattles | ||
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One who is characterized by a chronic addiction to Pepsi, Myspace, and porn. Is often assumed to be a mentally retarded pedophile. Physically unimpressive: concave chest, pimply bony face, frazzled unwashed hair, and no ass whatsoever. Hey, look at that douchebag over there drinking Wild Cherry Pepsi and ogling those 8th graders! He is such a Wattles
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| 69. | Grocery Getter | ||
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A compact, sub-compact or mid-sized coupe, sedan, hatchback or station wagon with a generous amount of trunk/hatch space and a back seat that usually folds down, powered by an unimpressive yet reliable and reasonably economical 4 cylinder engine. The idea is that such a vehicle is uninspiring to drive, but the trunk space at least makes it good for getting groceries.
Generally speaking, a bigger (ie; V6) engine or an engine that is turbo- or supercharged, along with bigger sway bars and stiffer suspension, are necessary turn a grocery getter into either a sports sedan or a sports coupe. Without these upgrades, a sporty-looking compact or sub-compact coupe is considered just a grocery getter. "Dude, I know you like your car, but why are you talkin' up a grocery getter?"
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| 70. | Edward Cullen | ||
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A fictional character, and primary love interest of the first person narrator Isabella Swan in Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' series.
He lives in Forks, Washington. He is a Meyerpire, a being that suffers from a psychosis leading him to believe he is a 'vampire'. A one hundred and eight year old virgin (until the latest installment 'Breaking Dawn'), he is trapped in the body of a seventeen year old boy, sparkles in the sunlight, has the ability to move super fast (despite the fact that he is described as 'marble-like') and has a wide variety of 'speshul' powers. He is adored by teenage girls and Catholic priests alike, and is so 'perfect' in every way that he actually shits flowers. He later becomes the father of Renesmee (Affectionately referred to as 'Nessie' and 'Renestard'), a half-Meyerpire, half-human hybrid who is also 'perfect' and is imprinted on by the self-styled Pedo-Wolf Jacob Black. He is often used as a reference for unimpressive or ‘pussy’ vampires, despite the fact that he is not in fact a vampire. See also: Stalker. "I like glitter... does that make me gay?"
"If you're Edward Cullen." |
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