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Unicorned-when a person in the gym gets rammed in the ass by a large piece of exercise equipment. Mike wasn't paying attention and was unicorned by the leg press.
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The act of taping a beer can to a passed out friend's forehead. Accomplished with one empty beer can some tape. Jon: Jaeger got unicorned and the fag is sitting on his face.
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When boning a horse and its dick goes through your forehead You just got unicorned!!!!
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Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness. Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!
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When you take your testicles and gently put them in the eye sockets of a sleeping friend while at the same time getting aroused and having a full erection thus making them a unicorn. "Dude if I find out one of you guys unicorned me i'm going to take out the time to personally assassinate each one of you"
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To stick an enemy in Halo 3 with a spike grenade so that it sticks out of their head giving them the appearance of a unicorn. Yo man, you just got unicorned!
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Unicorned (verb)--the process of being impaled in some way by a unicorn, usually the horn on its head. There is no proof that this can be done since no-one has ever seen one of these in the first place. Officer: Your Mom and Dad was recently unicorned yesterday while trying to find the land of unicorns...thus, they had entrusted you everything they had in their will.
Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD! |
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