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an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.
Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.

Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.
by voldemort's nipple March 12, 2009
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unicorn turds are unicorn's sparkly, flourescent, rainbow turds which, when cut open, reveal my little ponie's magical paradise!!!!
often used in place of an expletive
"Oh unicorn turds!"
by wowohmygod February 12, 2010
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sparkly substance that is projected from the anus of the unicorn
Violet Unicorn- Help, my poopy hurtie comie outie, airgo, unicorn turd
by kamkampeacewins February 12, 2009
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