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Your dream person. Your perfect person. The person to whom you wish to be with intimately more than anyone else. This person is characterized by the following statements and application rational. Statements: The unicorn is a rare mythological creature: They have healing powers and can neutralize poison: Rational: Despite its rarity, everyone has a unicorn. But everyone’s unicorn is rare to them. This one person can sooth your soul and give you a sense of worth or completeness. Just the thought of this person can heal your innermost pain on the darkest of days. It’s the perfect person. 2. (negative) The unreachable love. Too good to be true because her unicorn status is superficial. Because most unicorns are rare and out of touch, the truth of the unicorn is likely askew. Beauty is exaggerated and faults and other unattractive attributes are forgotten or discounted. It’s your true love…Mr. Right… dream girl… and endless pursuit of this unicorn can only lead to disappointment. 1. “I’ve been in love with Erin since the first time we went to dinner together. When I lost her, I felt as if a piece of my soul died; however every time I think of her, that piece of my soul glows like the moon. Yep, Erin, she is my unicorn. I would climb a mountain just to be with here for a minute!”
2. “Wake up idiot, she’s a moron!” “No she’s not; she’s the nicest smartest person I know.” “You say that because she’s your unicorn. You have chosen to forget about her criminal record and trends of stupidity! Snap out of it and look at who she really is!” |
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Colloquial; Synonym for hot bi babe or HBB, often derogatory, condescending, or ironic. A bisexual person, usually though not always female, who is willing to join an existing couple, often with the presumption that this person will date and become sexually involved with both members of that couple, and not demand anything or do anything which might cause problems or inconvenience to that couple. more...
The term is often used to be dismissive of a couple seen to be only superficially polyamorous. Because of the demands that this type of couple places on the woman (that she be single and not take on any additional partners, and become involved with both members of the couple equally, and often "complete" their family as a surrogate mother and housekeeper and/or breadwinner and not do anything that may threaten or disrupt the existing couple), many in the poly community call this type of woman a "unicorn", as in mythical and not likely to be found, even though there are plenty of bipoly women around. Sometimes the unicorn is expected to not develop any emotional attachment and is strictly there for a sexual relationship (equally distributed to both members of the dyad) and/or is prescripted as a secondary. This term is used as a reminder that b... |
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a magical horse with a horn on the middle o its forehead that missed noahs arks boarding! kid: oh look mom its a sparkly horse!
mom: oh no sweetie thats a unicorn. teenager: nope.. that has to be edward cullen as a horse... |
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That girl that you can't catch. Everything about her is so perfect (divine, if you will) getting with her is unfathomable. She is truly a blessing from God. Bumping into her on the sidewalk is a good day. Holding a conversation with her... you were probably dreaming. Anything beyond that - good luck. It takes time, effort, and a whole lot of persistency. But never give up; unicorns are said to be "uncatchable," but nothing is impossible. Impossible is nothing. Under no circumstances, never ever, not ever, at no time, should you ever marry a girl who is not your unicorn... Unless you have some super square wheels, then you should look up the word "Swamp Donkey." Everyone has a unicorn; it's just a matter of spotting her and tracking her down. Give it time, it will happen. "For destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes." Good will hunting boiiis. "Dude, did you just see that broad? I think I just found my unicorn. Now how do I go about talking to her?"
“That girl is a ten for sure.” “No bro, she’s not a ten - she’s beyond a ten. She’s my unicorn.” |
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A unicorn is somebody who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it. "I'm a unicorn, or a bicorn." - Brittany S. Pierce
Kurt Hummel is a unicorn. |
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1.) The last of the race, which believe that kissing or any express of romantic/sexual gestures should be kept for real love. 2.) Anyone that hasn't been kissed R: Hey look! Ella and Leaha are unicorns! They're so cool
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A strange and rare girl, rather mystical. A virgin girl in High School Ohh man, she's a Unicorn, no way can I try that
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A virgin, as in, a person that has never had sex. With anybody. They're rare nowadays. Just like unicorns...WHICH ARE REAL. "Out of all my friends, I'm the only unicorn left..."
. "OH MY GOD YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT!! You're a 30 year old unicorn! Oh my god..." . "I don't even know any unicorns, they're like, mythical creatures. I lost my unicorn status last year, in John Smith's backseat..." |
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