Girl 1: "OMG look at her new default! She's sporting full facial hair-- a stache, beard, AND unis!"
Girl 2: "WTF I would totes hit up the salon so hard if I had a unis!"
(replacement of unicycle)
Girl: "That man is riding a unis throughout campus! What a toolbag!"
mom 2- oh my daughters not a transvestite, she goes to UNIS and speaks 3 languages...beat that bitch
Getting new unis is the best!
Damn uni-tan, guess I won't be doing booty shorts this summer.
1. You MUST say unis when performing a unis on somebody. It is pronounced (yoo-nIS).
2. It is MANDATORY that it be on the forehead. If it is anywhere else on the body, it is null and void.
3. It is IMPERITIVE that it be a slap. Don't punch people in the forehead. You'll look like a complete retard, and it won't count anyways, so it'll just be a big lump of fail.
Jonathan: Damnit Dustin! What'd I tell you about that?
Kreig: (also slaps John on the forehead) Unis!
Jonathan: SON OF A BITCH!!