| 1. | uni-meal | ||
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One large amount of food consumed as the day's only meal, sometimes on Thanksgiving, but often after an all-night bender. Usually followed by sleep or television. You: "Hey you wanna get dinner?"
Me: "No thanks, man...I partied all night and woke up at 4. Just had a burrito uni-meal...I think I'm gonna crash." |
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| 2. | Uni Special | ||
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1. combination meal served at Oriental Kitchen which includes Noodles, few pieces of fried chicken, and rice in your choice hot or teriyaki sauce. Always served hot and fresh by a middle-aged Korean man who looks like he wants to chop you head off with a cleaver. WHAT DO YOU WANT!
uh...can i have one uni special? WHAT KIND OF SAUCE uh...teriyaki? NOW GET OUT ok.. |
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| 3. | Birmingham | ||
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If the highlight isnt seeing the groups on underage chavs down your local, then its surely the large single mass of uni students going to every possible indie gig in the town as they now see themselves as 'cool' cus theyve moved out from home. If music isnt your thing, go for a meal at san carlo, who closed cus of rat infestation yet reopened, or even go for a days shopping in Selfridges, where you can pick up a handbag for the price of a ford fiesta mass culture is closing down the oasis market, one of the only decent places in the city
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| 4. | The Last Supper | ||
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The last time you eat before your holidays are over. This is normally the time that realise that you haven’t done some work or forgot to get your hair cut or anything else that needs to be done before returning to school, work or uni ect. This time is the last resort time, when everything that needs to be done is done as soon as possible and as fast as possible. It came from the original “Last Supper” the time when Jesus was having his last meal with his people before being crucified, but has been changed for the common person Whilst eating dinner:
Example One:" Oh crap it’s the last supper, I have to get this report done or my boss will kill me" Example Two:" Shit, look at the length of my hair, and it’s the last supper, ill never get it cut by tomorrow, ill be in trouble for sure." |
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| 5. | The Last Supper | ||
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The Last Supper is the last time you eat before your holidays are over. This is normally the time that realise that you haven’t done some work or forgot to get your hair cut or anything else that needs to be done before returning to school, work or uni ect. This time is the last resort time, when everything that needs to be done is done as soon as possible and as fast as possible. It came from the original “The Last Supper” was the time when Jesus was having his last meal with his people before being crucified, but has simply been transfered to common person's vocabulary Whilst eating dinner:
Example One:" Oh crap it’s the last supper, I have to get this report done or my boss will kill me" Example Two:" Shit, look at the length of my hair, and it’s the last supper, ill never get it cut by tomorrow, ill be in trouble for sure." |
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| 6. | persian | ||
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Iranians in the US refer to themselves as Persians.
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Iranians/Persians living in the US are said to have some of these stereotypes (although I dont have most of them!) 1. at your party you play techno songs the whole freakin' night. 2. you drink tea at the end of the night to sober up 3. You remove the 318 emblem from your BMW and install M3 wheels on the car. 4. You brag to your friend that your BMW was shipped from Germany 5. You keep your black leather jacket on the whole night at the party eventhough it's warm as hell 6. Your parents always call you to help them fill out form that are in English 7. Your parents always complain about the food at the local persian restaurant eventhough they go there every weekend 8. All your persian friends are DJ's 9. You talk in an italian NY style dilect.."yo, ha yoo doin?" 10. After 15 years of marriage, your mother still calls your wife "Aroos" 11.If you talk behind your wife with your mother. 12. If you dress up to go to grocery store. 13. If you go to a concert but never see the singer and stay in the hallways with your drink checking out girls. 14. You know Amoo Noo Ruz and Haji Firooz will start a light saber fight with the Mullahs and restore the persian jedi order! 15. If you smoke five packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke. 16. If you pronounce "Sure": SHOOR 17. If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head. 18. If you watch Iranian programs on TV, but always nag about them. 19. If you ... |
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| 7. | Prodouchebag | ||
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An extremely self-important individual who takes his or her involvement in the entertainment business too seriously. Who's that guy on the phone talking so loudly? I can barely think, let alone eat my meal in peace." "Oh he's some Executive Prodouchebag who thinks he works for Uni.
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