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The nameless faceless University dredge. A Uni-Drone will usually fall into one of 2 categories.
1. Students who spend 50% of their time getting drunk, and the other 50% talking about how drunk they were. 2. Students who consider themselves witty and well-educated, quote "Family Guy" at regular intervals and think that liking Faulty Towers or a similar old British comedy series is grounds for Knightship. Considers themselves part of a very elite clique. Usually quiet away from said clique. 1.
Uni-Drone A: God, I was soo pissed last night. Uni-Drone B: I was so pissed, I can't even remember how pissed I was. Bartender: Time Gentlemen Please! 2. Uni-Drone 1: And then Stewie says "Silene Foolish Woman" Uni-Drone 2: We're hillariously funny. Let's go for coffee and act as if we're addicted to it. |
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| 2. | Useful Idiot | ||
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Unthinking proponents of socialism and/or communism.
You can usually find them swarming the internet, participating in riots to promote tolerance, attempting to think up questions for themselves to answer, or sitting in Starbucks with their friends discussing the failings of capitalism over a light frappuccino. Useful idiots are a conglomeration of trendies, brainwashed Marxists, ex-hippies (now college professors), "quirky" wannabe-intellectuals, migrant street thugs, girlish B.A. students/uni-drones, and Michael Moore. In 1952 Doris Lessing, a British writer who has since won the Nobel Prize for Literature, was part of a delegation visiting the Soviet Union.
Her memories of the trip are clear and unforgiving: “I was taken around and shown things as a 'useful idiot'... that's what my role was. I can't understand why I was so gullible.” --From the BBC, of all places. |
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