literally unusable 

A phrase used when nitpicking small problems in computer software, sarcastically portraying something that is barely noticeable as so bad that they can't even stand to use the software any more.

See that menu? They are using "they're" instead of "their." Literally unusable.

literally unusable by thecodewarrior April 20, 2017

Unmadable 

Unable to be mad at.

She is unmadable.

You can't be mad at him, he's unmadable.

Unmadable by TSAQ November 19, 2007

uncumable 

When one is, through possible over-indulgence of various substances, or by simply being a master in the art of ass-tappery, unable to cum despite trying incessantly.

One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.

"Dude she thinks I'm a god of the dick, I was uncumable"

uncumable by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

unfadable 

Cannot be beat. The best at all things.

Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out nigga's so we're craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadable, so please don't try to fade this.

unfadable by CraziFuzzy September 4, 2006

unguardable

Someone who can’t be guarded, can’t be stopped.

That boy right there is unguardable

unguardable by Donte Freemen January 12, 2018

Unguardable

Jameer Nelson

Throw it DOWN, big man

Unguardable by TJ Ford June 21, 2003

Unguardable

Person that cannot be guarded , can’t be defended.

Anthony Lagunas is unguardable on the basketball court

Unguardable by Steve Johnson December 2, 2019