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1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time.
2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it. 3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother. 1. I was going down on that bitch when suddenly instead of pussy juices, blood started gushing all over my face giving me a clown moustache. That's some unfortunate menses.
2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses. 3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it. |
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