unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.

Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.

unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

unblagable 

can't be conned

person 1: see him over he's unblagable

person 2: what does that mean

person 1:it means he can't be conned

unblagable by dyl_needham January 1, 2021

unflappable 

Someone who is not easily disturbed or deterred, and will typically excel under pressure/have calmness in a crisis.

The college scout knew she was unflappable when she kept her composure, and lead the team to victory in the final seconds of the big game.

unflappable by PRLB July 22, 2016

Literally Unplayable 

A minute bug or graphical glitch in a video game that has next to zero impact on playability. Often used sarcastically.

Korg: Holy shit Thor, that inventory icon in my Fortnite game is offset by one pixel.

Thor: Literally unplayable.

Literally Unplayable by Michael Ferguson Oentardi May 12, 2021

unfwappable 

A person so unatractive it is impossible to masturbate to them; even the thought of them puts you out of the mood.

I wanted to procrasterbate until I came across a picture of Ann Coulter, who is so unfwappable that my penis burst into flames.

unfwappable by Balls Out 64 March 7, 2010

Unplayable 

When a game just becomes so ridden with flaws that it's just simply no longer able to be enjoyed. This can apply to games that are just ridden with bad battle systems, petty annoyances that occur frequently, or other quirks.

Final Fantasy VI, on the PlayStation Final Fantasy Anthology version, is unplayable due to horrid lag times for menu screens, battle, towns, and encounters.

Unplayable by Durango January 11, 2006

unfadable 

Cannot be beat. The best at all things.

Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out nigga's so we're craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadable, so please don't try to fade this.

unfadable by CraziFuzzy September 4, 2006