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Decaffeinated coffee. Crap that tastes like coffee but doesn't give you a caffeine buzz. Waste of time...
Waitress: What can I get you?
Customer: Coffee..
Waitress: Leaded or unleaded?
unleaded by Hackermom December 10, 2005

Unblended 

An offensive insult telling someone their body proportions are incorrect or do not look good.
You are so unblended it is unpleasant to look at you.
Unblended by Pheebs Sawnders September 27, 2022
Hangin out with your homies without your girlfriend, wife, or any assorted bitches that you might be seeing.

Derived from the gasoline terminology leaded and unleaded, as well as the fact that when you're hangin out with your girlfriend, bitch, or wife your weighed down, thus you're leaded with the ball and chain.
We goin out tonight?

Yea, we're rollin unleaded so leave da wife at home.
Unleaded by ArtyArt November 10, 2005

Unbreaded 

Part of a rambling video a former college lecturer made before his arrest. Just kept repeating Touchdown, on paper, unbreaded repeatedly for about 40 seconds.
Touchdown, on paper... unbreaded
Unbreaded by Hippos in Tutus June 2, 2022

Premium Unleaded 

Giving a girl 'Premium Unleaded' is when you are fucking a girl up her stupid ass, and you start pissing uncontrollably. USUALLY used as a method of revenge, e.g. during breakup sex
-While we were fucking for the last time, I made sure to give that cunt some Premium Unleaded.
-She squeal like the little bitch she is?
You fucking know it, revenge is the shit man.
1. decaffeinated

2. coffee that has been decaffeinated

(from a term referring to fuel that has had all lead removed to promote good health in people and a clean enviornment)
I Don't drink unleaded. I don't even drink coffee at all.