1.To take something to a lower level
2.To make a phrase dirtier
3.A underworld from a wierd porno movie

1. The bringer of magic
2. The messenger of the underworld--in Celtic mythologies they are said to carry messages to and from the queen of the underworld (not Hell, but the realm spirits go to after death).
3. Many Native American legends tell stories of how the Raven. Once a white bird, but due tothe invading caucasian men lost its consort the white buffalo and no longer had a clean perch when it grew tired. It had to land in the mud and to punish the men who had destroyed the sacred buffalo, the raven remained blackened from the dark mud. Another story tells of raven the light bringer: a wicked king stole the sun and hid it away, but the king had a daughter. So, the raven being cunning, watched the daughter go for a drink at the stream where it turned itself into a tiny twig in the water and was swallowed by the girl. When inside her, it became a growing child and in nine months she delivered a raven the looked like a baby. The king liked the baby so much that he let the baby play with the sun, and as soon as the raven had the ball of light, it turned back into a bird and flew away, returning the sun to the sky.

A rapidly expanding business entity rooted deep in the underworld of Magnolia, Texas that has vowed to vanqush the venal and virulent vermin vangaurding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. V2 Corporation has been vandalizing virgins vaginas since 1988. This coalition of vandalous vagabonds are forever V.I.P. and are entitled to using only V Notes and receive as many virgins as they desire as consorts. consistent vandalism is a must in this corporation, as that is where much of their V Notes flow from as well as:violating,vanquishing and vanity.Roots of this underground faction extend back to the roman empire;or more specifically, the roman numeral for five:V. However, even this is not the full extent of their ancestry; biblical references contain allusions to the leaders of V2 Corporation themselves. Some scientists claim the number 42 as the number of the universe; well 42 divided by 2 is 21 and 21 + 2 is 23 and 2+3=5 and as already stated above, the roman numeral for 5 is V. Therefore, V is the master of the universe. When you try your best but you arent victorious, join V2. You will soon vanquish the competition.
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Prologue - Enter The Kenneway

Ken Kenneway (better know by his alias "the party lizard") is a popular party icon from the midwest who made his way to florida in the late 1980s via a simon and garfunkel reunion tour. Sometime during the early 90s Kenneway fell into a brief drug induced coma which resulted in his belief that he was indeed 80's opera rock frontman Meatloaf. It was during this time Kenneway was arrested and charged with possession of bootleg concert footage from the popular alternative rock band INXS. He was later given a restraining order as he followed many of the members to their houses and tried to engage in clumsy awkwardly sexual activity and it is rumored that he is responsible for the untimely death of frontman Michael Hutchence. It is also rumored that during this depressing time Kenneway made it publicly known he was converting to Islam and would be joining Cat Stevens in the middle east.

Chapter 2 - Kenneway's Redemption

After being in exile for over a decade Kenneway made his way to Israel because he was having withdrawals from matzoh and what's more he had become the president of the Matisyahu fan club. During this time he rediscovered Judaism and decided to convert back and vowed to never denounce his name "the party lizard" and vowed to always keep his heart warm with a bottle of manischewitz.
Though Moses accepted Kenneway's apologies and aloud him to once again be apart of the chosen people and the synagogue's monday night...

The rarest kind of human specie.

The high ball flyer whose background is little known. Sitting in the underworld of his room away from civilization, he still manages to be everywhere and see everything. The Omega baby!

The mork 7 is the largest breed of the noob. These types of noobs usually travel in swarms and can be found in rare tunnels of the underworld. The head of the pack also known as the concrete sphere is the one that reproduces for the morks. The morks have no soul and acquire their energy through eating gerber baby food as they have no teeth.
The 7 after the mork remains a mystery and many may believe that the number symbolizes unity and the "noob number"

*The mork's natural born enemy is the noob crusher