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1. underwear wine
A unique double fermentation process typically derived from taking wine or other spirits and spilling there contents (such as a bottle breakig) on undergarments that have been previously worn. Afterwards or during the soaked contents is kept in an air tight container (such as a persons luggage) in order enhance the fermentation process. After several days of soaking the undergarments are strained of their liquids and re-bottled to reveal a distinct and delicate flavor.
At first Mike was upset about his luggage being lost on his way back from Spain, however his hopes raised dramatically when he thought about the underwear wine that may be waiting for him in the long run.
2. underwear gnomes
little gnomes who come out at night to steal underwear.
ahh the underwear gnomes stole my underwear again, I'm down to one pair.
3. Toe Rodeo
The act of getting your big toe stuck while putting your undergarments on.
Dude! i was getting ready for my big date after my shower, and got my big toe stuck in my underwear. it was a Toe Rodeo all over the place!
4. iNSTiGaToR oF uNDeRWeaR
a person that has an interest in other peoples undergarments, it could be an unhealthy fetish by ones own judgement.

or a phrase from Pink's song "Bad Influence"
I am the instigator of underwear, and your mom is not wearing any.
5. Underwear
The undergarments a guy wears just about anytime other then when hes knows hes about to score. They are barely holding on to life and could only be identified as underwear by either the owner or a person with a creative mind. Unlike famine underwear, men will wear this for an indefinite period of time until said garment vaporizes.
Just put on my favorite pair of underwear and it disintegrated
6. gacie
Polish for "underwear" that has been turned into slang in North American English, also spelled or pronounced as Gachy or Gotchy
A "gacie" pull. When someone grabs your underwear from behind and yanks it upward in a swift motion.
7. Apocalypse Underwear
The oldest, rattiest, and worst-fitting undergarments in your dresser drawer, that one only wears when all others are in the laundry basket; i.e. in case of the Apocalypse, Rapture, 2012, or the aliens landing.
When Bill saw the brilliant flash of an atomic explosion on the distant horizon, he knew it was time to put on his Apocalypse Underwear and hide in the bomb shelter.
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