A. a nuisensical device designed to abate the process of dressing and undressing.

B. a pointless product designed as an economic stimulant in the textile industry
After wearing his new underwear just one time, Thais noticed a stripe in back that wasn't present at the time of purchase.
by clevermofoonmyspce January 26, 2008
completely useless to men
save yourself a lot of time and go commando
by get the fuck out of my grill February 23, 2005
The undergarments a guy wears just about anytime other then when hes knows hes about to score. They are barely holding on to life and could only be identified as underwear by either the owner or a person with a creative mind. Unlike famine underwear, men will wear this for an indefinite period of time until said garment vaporizes.
Just put on my favorite pair of underwear and it disintegrated
by Inspectah gadget April 17, 2010
A scam; you don't need it.
I never wear underwear.
by jesus w. bush January 04, 2005
the stuff that hangs out of ur pants if ur cool
guys sag their pants to show their underwear
by MR August 01, 2003

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