hilarious euphemism for masturbation
too much underwater basket weaving makes my wrist hurt

the interweb is a great tool for practicing underwater basket weaving
by studiosecond June 14, 2007
fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".
Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.
by quiggler March 05, 2007
an easy or useless college course, whether real or not
He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.
by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2010
A term used to specify something completely useless. Something that isn't worth a dime.
"Man, I feel like I just graduated underwater basketweaving!"
"Why don't you go practice your underwater basketweaving!"
by Truero December 01, 2005
The act of female masturbation in a bath.
Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.
by CKing February 05, 2013
Something to write on sweat pants if there is nothing else to, often followed by numbers 1-7 no one knows where this practice comes from however it is largely considered random without cause and just because/ why not?
I don't know what to put on the sweatpants!
me neither!
how about underwater basket weaving then the numbers 1-7?
sounds good buddy
by mchch September 08, 2009

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