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Something that is impossible for members of the male race to do. Seriously, don't even try to do it.
John: "I don't know what the hell she's thinking. I've been trying to figure it out for the past 30 minutes"
Joe: "...why"

There's a reason "understanding women" is not in the dictionary.
by Stevu February 17, 2010