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Disposal method when one has sharted in a public place or at the home of friends or family. At work it is best to remove shorts, clean ass, and leave shorts on the coat hook in the stall for someone else to find. If visiting friends or family, it is best to be discrete and leave shorts in the bathroom trash can and cover with clean TP and tell no one.
I thought it was just a fart but ended up excusing myself from the dinner table to wipe up and had to do the underpants toss.
by Bugsy McDingle December 02, 2012

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