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57. Flicker
one who flicks a joey (baby kangaroo) off of its mother, during its ascent to the pouch, from the vagina. at only one month old, a miniscule kangaroo fetus leaves the vagina and climbs towards the pouch. the "flicker" is a fetishist who swipes the shrimp sized joey away from the mothers body during its climb in order to obtain joy and satisfaction. it is a very dangerous fetish, because the mother kangaroo could beat the shit out of the flicker.
during a sight-seeing tour down under, i caught a flicker red-handed. he was trying to collect the fetal joey in order to broil and eat it.
58. rusty bagpipe
When a girl eats your asshole and squeezes your ball sack like a set of bagpipes. There are multiple methods including, but not limited to the reach around, the reach under, and the ever elusive two handed ball squeeze.
After she gave me a rusty bagpipe,I wouldn't kiss her for a week.
59. Rule of Buffalo
The Rule of Buffalo:
Drinking Game.

note: The individuals who have had the rule of buffalo invoked upon them will henceforth be known as "victims".

The rule of buffalo is indeed an epic one. It can be explained quite simply: Devastation. However, the more thorough version of the explanation is quite a bit more than one word. The rule is generally decided upon at the beginning of the party, as inflicting it upon an already intoxicated crowd can lead to denial of buffalo (for the uninformed) and staggering confusion and fear. Once it has been put into effect, the rule of buffalo is to be noted as in effect for the rest of the night, and to be repealed once the party is generally thought to be "finished", being when everyone goes to bed, or when everyone wakes up in a naked heap with no prior recollection. The rule is wholly binding, in that once initiated, the rule encompasses all members of the party, and makes no personal exceptions. The game starts with a simple drunken mistake: The victim drinks, picks up, or otherwise holds their intoxicating beverage with their dominant hand. This means the right hand for right handed people, and the left hand for left handed people. Make sure it is understood which you are. If a partier or otherwise curious onlooker
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60. yeep
“Yeep” is a term of endearment spoken by Amish folk from Chili, Wisconsin. Oftentimes, if you strain your ears and quiet your thoughts, you will hear a softly spoken “Yeep” as two buggies pass each other on the gravel road at night.
The word originates from the era of the great divide between the ruling regimes of the Amish Nation. The Stutzman family, known throughout the community for their prized sheep, stole a secret recipe that had been handed down from mother to daughter since the beginning of Amish time. The Yoder family, distraught with the loss of this age old recipe, stormed the gates of the Stutzman farm, proclaiming “thou shall deliver the scroll of Yoder henceforth to the rightful hand of Edith or we shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance” Ura Gingerich (neighbor of Stutzman’s and oldest of the Elders) heard the commotion and exclaimed “Yeep!” then called forth the families and demanded the Stutzman family sheep be placed in the care of the Yoder family. The Yoder’s took off with the sheep under their arms.
The word is a mix of two words, Yoder and shEEP. The recipe formerly known as “Yoder Vittles” is now marketed throughout the village as “Stutzman Sticks” The families share an uneasy peace between them, but there have been “incidents” lately hinting at another civil war. Elders “Yeep” at each other to remind themselves of the troubled times the community has suffered in the past. Ida Gingerich was quoted as saying “To Yeep at someone, is to ...
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61. north hollywood shootout
The North Hollywood shootout was an armed confrontation between two heavily-armed and armored bank robbers, Larry Phillips, Jr. and Emil Matasareanu, and patrol and SWAT officers of the Los Angeles Police Department in North Hollywood, California on February 28, 1997. Phillips and Matasareanu engaged responding patrol officers in a firefight when they attempted to leave the bank they had just robbed; sixteen officers and civilians were wounded before both of them were shot down.

Phillips and Matasareanu arrived at the Bank of America branch office at the intersection of Laurel Canyon Blvd. and Archwood St. in North Hollywood around 9:17 a.m., and set their watch alarms for 8 minutes, which was the amount of time they estimated it would take for law enforcement officials to respond. (Phillips had been using a radio scanner to listen to police transmissions.)10 As they walked into the bank, however, dressed in dark clothes from head to toe and armed with an assault rifle each, a patrol car of the LAPD was driving down Laurel Canyon—and the officers in the car radioed in a possible 211, code for an armed robbery.11 Inside the bank, Phillips and Matasareanu forced the assistant manager to open the vault; they fired at least 100 rounds to scare those inside the bank so that there would be no resistance.12 They were able to get just over $300,000, since that day's m...
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62. WVU
The University in West Virginia that is home to one of the largest upsets in college football. Prematurely had riot police on hand, ordered RV's, and celebrated. However, they were able to get their asses handed to them, and cry. The under 500 team of PITT beat them in the 100th annual backyard brawl (a spread of 28 to 1 was predicted in favor of WVU). This led to riots in the streets of Oakland on December the 1st, 2007.
Pitt students rioted after the horrendous playing by the WVU football team.

Let's burn some couches, we just beat WVU mountainqueers!

Even if WVU beat us, we at Pitt would still have our education and decency.
63. Nancyll (Nancyll-imbonotics) Doctor Whinopeum
Doctor Whinopeum was born in a small log cabin in France in 1928.

It was a cold and rainy day in Whitehorse, Yukon Territorry. The two tiny mice, Casper and Jasper, did not like the cold one bit. "We need to find a place inside", said Casper.
"But inside where?" asked Jasper.
"Inside there!" said Casper as he pointed to the house at 641 Gunby Road. A nice family lived in that house. There was a mother, a father, and two boys named Bob and George. When the door opened, the mice ran inside. Casper and Jasper ran down the hall, as fast as they could run. The Mice were looking for a place to hide. Suddenly Casper shouted, "In here, Jasper!" and the mice squeezed into a small opening. The mice soon found themselves between the walls of the house. "This will be our new mouse hole," said Casper.
"It is very warm and dry," said Jasper," but it's so empty. We need some things for our mouse hole. So that night, when everyone was asleep, Casper and Jasper went looking for things for the mouse hole (a thing is anything small enough for the mice to carry.). Casper and Jasper found a lot of things. The mice brought all of the things to the mouse hole. Casper said, "You never know when something will come in handy." So Casper and Jasper settled into their new home. From their mouse hole, they watched the family. The two mice liked to watch Bob and George the most of all. Sometimes, Casper and Jasper followed Bob and George into the kitchen. The mice had to watch...
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