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You can sleep me under the table any day 

"You can sleep me under the table any day"

-zeroNine

under the table 

income not declared to government to avoid taxes.
He was visiting from new zealand on a travel visa so I paid him under the table for painting my house.

spider under the table

This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.
From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":

"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."

under the table 

Those street vendors are selling DVDs of recent movies under the table.
under the table by pentozali August 4, 2007

Drinking someone under the table 

To drink more then your foe
Drinking someone under the table is you being less drunk the person you're drinnking with

Under the table 

To secretly have sexual activities going on while eating at a bar or fancy restaurant under a table with the opposite sex it is anything that involves being sexual while trying to keep your composure
She kept putting her feet on my dick under the table