go stand under a tree 

commonly used when its raining and someones getting on your nerves you tell them go stand under a tree

BOB-(being annoying)

CHRIS-hey dude why dont you just go stand under a tree

go stand under a tree by YOU DONT KNOW ME:) March 26, 2010

stand from under 

Originally an instruction in the British fire service warning firefighters at ground level that something was about to be dropped from above.This term is still in use on the incident ground.
It has evolved to mean someone who refuses to take responsibility when something has gone wrong.

George Osborne did a stand from under after he fucked up the British economy

stand from under by Steady Eddie June 9, 2016

Under-Stan'd 

The point in which a Marvel Movie does not incorporate Stan Lee enough within one of his Cameos!

They totally Under-Stan'd that whole scene in Spiderman 2!

Under-Stan'd by Barackobonzo February 15, 2022

The person standing under your bed 

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

The person standing under your bed by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all 

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South. 

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South. by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! by francescunt October 29, 2021