The next time you feel compelled to use the word 'faith', why don't you try replacing it with: 'pretending to know something that I really don't know''.
If you really want to keep it simple you could just say: 'I have unreliable, untestable truth'.
Most commonly referred to as "G.U.", geographically undesirable is someone who you would like to date, but the fact that they live so darnfar away is a problem.