Uncrustable

The best damn food ever made. A massive amount of peanut butter and honey piped into a bread pocket.

Peanut Butter and Honey Uncrustables ftw!

Uncrustable by KatieKitKat October 21, 2015

Uncrustables

The most superior form of food. No other food can surpass the pure greatness and convenience of this majestic crustless god.

Damn I need some lunch, good thing i have uncrustables waiting for me, the only food i can truly depend on to satisfy my appetite.

Uncrustables by BigDickBreaden October 7, 2018

uncountable

1. not countable
2. incapable of having the total precisely ascertained
3. indefinitely large in number
4. an infinite number
5. too many to be counted
6. innumerable

The number of reasons for Kate and Kyle's love for each other is uncountable.

uncountable by keightie August 2, 2010

uncortable 

Same definition as the word “uncomfortable”.

Nurse, I’m uncortable can you please reposition me.

Elaine thought jun misspelt the word “uncomfortable” but little does she know, uncortable is the shortcut version and means exactly the same thing; only if written on paper in a hospital bathroom door.

uncortable by oso_cool April 29, 2019

uncrustables

Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.

Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!

uncrustables by Muffincakes April 29, 2008

Uncrustable

To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.

Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"

Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump

Uncrustable by Seth_McFoster April 16, 2011

Alaskan Uncrustable

A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.

“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”

Alaskan Uncrustable by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022