| 1. | Uncool-able | ||
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When an object is in an indefinite state of being crappy. His house was soooo uncool-able!
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| 2. | Coolness | ||
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rather than deciding for themselves what theyre into, townies decide to "like" what their mates like and what the charts tell them to like. this is for 2 reasons: 1. theyre afraid they will lose friends, and 2. theyre afraid that if they make decisions for themselves they will be uncool.
And then there are emos, who, instead of making decisions for themselves, they try to be as different as possible from the crowd, and end up looking and being exactly the same as eachother. the only true route coolness is to be unique and decide for yourself what you like, and have reasons for liking that and being able to accept other peoples opinions and not have arguements townie 1: i like 50 ceny
townie 2: me too! cool person 1: i like kaiser chiefs! emo 1: i hate them! emo 2: i like dashboard confessional emo 1: i prefer taking back sunday emo 2: me too! cool person 2: i like coldplay cool person 1: yeah, theyre quite cool. townies and emos have not achieved coolness goths, grungers, roodbois, etc have NEARLY achieved coolness people that are unique but listen to other peoples opinions have achieved coolness if everyone in the world achieved coolness, then people would be able to use the above labels without being hated by people without that label. labels are a way of trying to be unique, but they often fail due to the human obsession with rivalry. |
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| 3. | teenager | ||
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Also known as "teen" which is short for the term "Teenager."
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A human being from the ages 13-19, in which the human body goes through puberty and starts maturing, (even though teenagers stereotypically don't act mature). Also known as the "adolescent." In the teen years, humans are driven crazy by hormones and females start becoming able to produce babies, and males produce sperm. This is the stage in which the humans(both female and male)become horniest. Females are known to become bitchy and moody and males are known to become extremily horny. The teen years are also when the human starts to discover their indivuality, though they are slowed down by the desire to "fit in," and/or be "cool." What is considered cool among teenagers has slightly changed over the years, though it pretty much stays the same. A teen's guide on how to be considered "cool:" 1) REBEL. (Do whatever your parents tell you NOT to do, {or what your parents already do if they don't disipline you enough}and Forget the rules!!! This includes doing drugs, taking part in sexual activites, binge drinking, sneaking out of the house, or anything else one can think of, that is illegal or completely stupid/unsafe.) 2. DRESS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. (--Even though a lot of teens argue that they dress like individuals, it's all pretty much the same.--In today's standards, that means that all girls must dress like whores, and boys must either dress like their clothes are too big for them {which explains ... |
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| 4. | Grizdal | ||
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Means Gay and Retarded. Originated because a certain someone's so called GF did not like either word. Now, unbeknown to this so called girl, we are now able to use the words, "Gay and Retarded" freely, without the fear of prosecution of our so called "significant other". This is effin Grizdal. Or.... You're so effin Grizdal.
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| 5. | stas | ||
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a person whos always butthurt and converting people into becoming butthurt. he expresses his beliefs on being butthut by being butthurt to everything he sees or hears. like if someone call him stupid hell be all "dont call me stupid thats mean man", and starts to sob. Beware of these people they will convert you watch your back at all times. "better watch your back...or he might...GET YA" Andrew: "dude i think that guys a stas"
Blaine: "naw man i dun think so, what makes you say so" Andrew: "i offered him some gummy bears and get got all butthurt and started crying" he was all dude you sayen im poor enough to not be able to afford my own bears huh? |
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| 6. | vibe assassin | ||
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one who, through social awkwardness or overall douchiness, is able to eradicate the good-time party feeling from a room instantly. Don't invite that guy. Last time he totally killed my buzz -- he's a vibe assassin.
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| 7. | CCHS | ||
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A school in San Diego otherwise refferd to as Cathedral Catholic High School filled with the most faggy guys and ugly slutty preppy girls. All in which wish they went to OLP or Saints. In order to go there u MUST not be able to say the alphabet and cannot spend a day without spending more than $1,000 on "Daddy's credit card" Damn that girl has a stick so far up her ass she must be from CCHS.
Look at that CCHS guy, can u say frat boy!!! Wow that girl obviously is soo far out of my league there is nooo way she goes to CCHS, probally OLP. WOW! What a shock that CCHS lost to Saints again must suck to be beat for the last 80 years. |
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