I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Uncontrollalol 

To laugh hysterically and without restraint.
Contraction of uncontrollably and lol (laughing out loud).

When someone has a raucous fit of laughter, it can be remarked that they "uncontrollalol".

Uncontrollalol by Richard Simmonds April 24, 2008

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud 

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud by ~Aphotix~ July 17, 2009

Uncontrollaboner 

The hardest of the hard, this boner is relentlessly stiff. Can be onset by Viagra, Cialis, et al. but is more often experienced in morning wood, or generally at times when you really don't need it THAT hard.

Herp: You're walking like an idiot, what's wrong with you?

Derp: Uncontrollaboner. There's nothing I can do.

Herp: I wouldn't say NOTHING...

Derp: Dude, did you just come on to me?

Uncontrollaboner by Timb0.Slice November 11, 2010

uncontrollable flesh 

a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections

"yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."

uncontrollable flesh by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

uncontrollable flatulence 

The inhability to stop farting. Bowl out of control. People with this syndrome usually don't have many friends. People with this syndrome are advised not to opperate heavy machinery.

One of the side effects of ZAPALAX is uncontrollable flatulence.

uncontrollable flatulence by LadyWereWolf June 14, 2004

Uncontrollable 

When someone trolls somebody and no one else can stop the troll.

this guy is uncontrollable.

Uncontrollable by Infamous IX July 13, 2010