I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

uncontroller

A video game console remote or controller, that controls itself or has some other sort of undesired operation, whether from carelessness, wrath inflicted on it, a virus, or it being a shady third party controller.

Player 1: Wow, you sure are dashing and moving worse than a drunk in this game. Player 2: Yeah, no dip, this is what I like to call an uncontroller. Spending a few more dollars on a nicer controller would have been wise, and also for my system.

uncontroller by Jay Leo April 25, 2015

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud 

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud by ~Aphotix~ July 17, 2009

uncontrollable flesh 

a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections

"yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."

uncontrollable flesh by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

uncontrollable flatulence 

The inhability to stop farting. Bowl out of control. People with this syndrome usually don't have many friends. People with this syndrome are advised not to opperate heavy machinery.

One of the side effects of ZAPALAX is uncontrollable flatulence.

uncontrollable flatulence by LadyWereWolf June 14, 2004

Uncontrollable 

When someone trolls somebody and no one else can stop the troll.

this guy is uncontrollable.

Uncontrollable by Infamous IX July 13, 2010

Uncontrollable penis 

When your penis decides what it wants to do

1 That Uncontrollable Penis is painting art on the walls.
2 your uncontrollable penis just wants to fuck what ever girl it sees

Uncontrollable penis by catmail1 May 6, 2020